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Let’s Compare This Crazy Anti-Gay AFA Op-Ed With One Published By WaPo!
Listen up gays: There are Christians out there who agree with Carl Paladino that you being gay is bad for your health. But it’s not because they hate you, it’s because they just care about you so much!...
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America’s Most Famous Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh Given Pro-Family Award
The Family Research Council, Satan’s favorite little pack of square-edged dildo monsters, mysteriously gave screamy attention whore Joe Walsh an award recognizing him as a “pro-family” human despite...
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Tony Perkins Discovers True Meaning of Jesus: Capitalism Is Awesome
In honor of #OccupyCongress and the “Take Back the Capitol” movement that officially began today in Washington and the patient citizens who put up with lawmakers who hid from them and tried to have...
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Anti-Gay Group Leader Frothing Over ‘Hate Group’ Label Was Totally...
Tony Perkins, the head of the extreme anti-gay hate group the Family Research Council, says the Southern Poverty Law Center has blood on its hands after a pro-gay crazy guy came to the FRC’s DC office...
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Your Annotated Guide To Tony Perkins Wanting To Sacrifice Gay Boy Scouts
Yes, in case you didn’t know, Your Wonkette is indeed subscribed to receive emails from the Family Research Council — how else would we figure out the appropriate talking points to justify our medieval...
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All Logic And Reason Still Says Gay Marriage Is Gross
We thought maybe it was time for a quick reminder about the whole “gay marriage” issue, as it’s been a while since somebody said something hyperbolic about it, and we were worried that perhaps you’d...
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Super-Rich Republicans Have Become Totally Selfless And Enlightened About The...
If you’re as old as we are, and have had as much exposure to Reg’lar ‘Murica as we have, you are probably still a bit dizzied at the pace at which the majority of Americans went from “Ew! Gheys!” to...
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Hero Teen Adds Lord’s Prayer To His Graduation Speech, Saves America
Well, thank heavens, we finally have some balance in this crazy old world! After all these stories about transgender prom queens and adorable sodomite “cutest couples,” our long national nightmare of...
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Family Research Council’s ‘On Our Knees For America’ Campaign Almost Seems To...
So what we have here is a copy of the graphics from the Family Research Council’s “Call2Fall” campaign, which is set for this Sunday, June 30. The event’s FAQ explains that it’s “nothing fancy,” merely...
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Tony Perkins Calls Anti-Discrimination Laws ‘Religious Persecution’ Because...
Tony Perkins, head honcho at the Family Research Council, is a terrible human being. In fact, he may not be human. We are guessing he was projectile vomited from the rubbish-filled gut of a hate-filled...
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Deleted Comments Of The Week: ‘You Should Be Running A Death Camp Of Tolerance’
Writing a stupid comment is easy. Writing an epically stupid comment, on the other hand, takes something a little extra, a little special, a little hamsterfucking insane. We think we have found such a...
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Tony Perkins Will Save The Children From The Perils Of Learning
It’s back to school time boys and girls and parents who are sick and tired of the boys and girls hanging out at the house eating and sleeping and being bored all day. This means it is of course also...
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Bigoted Bakery Goes Buh-Bye
It’s a bad day for bigots out there today. We are having a super-duper SAD because Sweet Cakes by Melissa is closing its doors, according to KOIN.com. You don’t remember them? They are one of the...
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A Children’s Treasury Of Derp: Your Weekend Roundup Of Dumbth
Welcome to another edition of our Derp Roundup, that collection of virtual floor sweepings that are too stoopid to completely ignore but not worth a full-length post. To start with, let’s give an...
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Family Research Council Fears Preschool Education Camps Where Tots Will Learn...
The nutballs at the Family Research Council are worried about the feminazi socialist revolution that might result if early childhood education is expanded, because they know that the real goal is not...
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Michele Bachmann So Disappointed American Jews Don’t Recognize That Obama Is...
Like a lot of your rightwing fundagelicals, Michele Bachmann is a big believer in the old Chick tract “Support Your Local Jew,” so she knows that the most important country in the world, next to maybe...
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Mississippi Bakers Will Now Be Spared The Tyranny Of Making Penis Cakes For...
Remember way back in February when we all got excited that Jan Brewer showed a modicum of human decency and vetoed Arizona’s “let institutionalize and business-ize hate against the gays” law? Looks...
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Check Your Bingo Cards; Gay Marriage & Obamacare Finally Blamed For Isla...
Get out your Post-Tragedy Bingo Cards, kids — the Family Research Council (motto: “All research vetted by our opinion”) has found a couple of additional suspects in last weekend’s killing spree in Isla...
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Derp Roundup: Jenna Bush Has A Posse — And They’re Big Jerk Babies
Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, the feature where we bring you the very best of the worst detritus that’s clung to our browser tabs all week. We find the stories that are too short for a...
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Rick Santorum Has Sexxy Advice For Barack Obama: Stop Being Pathetic About Iraq
On Monday, Rick Santorum dropped by the Family Research Council’s “Washington Watch” radio program, and he shared some of his foreign policy expertise with host and FRC head Tony Perkins. A couple of...
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